Chapter 1:
ABRAHAM KENNITH:- The Past Year (early life trauma)
One of these epic pieces of- *coughs* excuse me, people was Abraham Kenneth, this loser- uhum... lovely guy was a traumatized kid. Because one day, this little pei- guy and his cousin were playing football/soccer when they were like 12 or 13 (either way I don’t really care) and I guess that Kenneth lost a penalty and pushed him out of the garden *very man like thing to do * out of anger and then he had an epic/great clash with a huge damn 10 ton truck. *Damn! That thing must’ve been huge* And then that poorlittleblindkidwhodidn’tevencaretolookattheroad died! *Lol! This is serious, I hate myself* And that, is how our lovely fellow got traumatized.
15 years Later
Well, he just swore to become an explorer *can anyone please explain me what does an explorer have to do with a cousin who was fricking crashed by a truck, I mean he could’ve been a truck managing inspector or somethin’ but nahh!*.But instead became a fraud ghostsmashers/exterminators/ghosthunters *trying my best to avoid copyright*
Cut to the scene
*Enters shop* “Hey aren’t you the new guy in here, Abraham, I suppose. Right?” said the gloomy looking guy, Darrell Griffin. This guy had a gloomy look, ready to strike, eager to hunt, but still a fake. Abraham nodded his head, he wasn’t happy. The reason being he worked in a fraud company. Their scheme was I think the funniest part in this whole scam. They used to barge into anyone’s house randomly and were just like,”Hey! Did you call us? We are the Exterminators, and even if you did not call us, we don’t give a shit, there’s a ghost in your house and if you don’t want it to haunt you, we will suck ‘em”. And surprisingly, they earned loads of money with that damn funny scheme. In simple words, they weren’t nice people, they were “pure frauds”. And those who didn’t show eagerness towards their jobs, got their derrieres kicked out by their boss and were fired.
Abraham was still confused whether this decision was right or wrong for him. But you know what the fun part is, this guy fools his neighbors in thinking that he works in an old grungy sweet shop.
Gotta admit, this guy is just brilliant, like how did they even believe him so quickly?
Well, I guess the times up, the superiors just called me. Nobody other than you shall hear about me. I’ll be in touch, I will continue the story later. See you soon!
